Name Game Lovers Mugs

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Jungle Games

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Yoyos

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

Tom Cruise

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Electronic Abacus

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Whack A Soul.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I spy something blue."

'Steeee-rike three!'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.