Naming Pro Gifts

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Cat Reunion

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

Baby name suggestions.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Baptism Then and Now

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Naming that Impala

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Changing house name.

"Finding work as an actor isn't easy. Once, I was so desperate, I staged my own death ??" and still lost the part."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'