Product Naming Guru Gifts

"Remember when we were young and soap names didn't sound like a product you'd like to eat?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Pet Cemetery.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Baptism Then and Now

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

Naming that Impala

Man painting MOM on boat

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"It's David."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Changing house name.

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'