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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

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"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''