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'...and if it's a girl we'll call her Ripley...'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

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'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Changing house name.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'