Naming Guru Pillows

"Its name - Kamizak - just sounds too threatening."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kirsten Johnson

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Health

Naming that Impala

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Inventor of Morse Code

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

Changing house name.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

The Dog Breeder and His Son