Naming Guru Pillows

"Its name - Kamizak - just sounds too threatening."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Kirsten Johnson

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Health

Naming that Impala

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Inventor of Morse Code

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Changing house name.

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."