House Naming Guru Gifts

Man renames home Dun Namin'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Reverse Mortgage.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Baby name suggestions.

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Naming that Impala

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Mouse real estate!

Man painting MOM on boat

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

Repossessions

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"They're not even from India."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."