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Man renames home Dun Namin'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Man painting MOM on boat

Mouse real estate!

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Naming that Impala

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Repossessions

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."