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"Remember when we were young and soap names didn't sound like a product you'd like to eat?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baptism Then and Now

Baby name suggestions.

Man painting MOM on boat

Naming that Impala

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Changing house name.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

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