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'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

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'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Changing house name.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.