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'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

How to be sure you really like that baby name.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

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'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Baptism Then and Now

Baby name suggestions.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.