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'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

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"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Changing house name.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."