"Could have been Rocket or Bullet, or maybe even Missile or Spear, but oh no, Wiener it is."
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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."
Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'
"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."
Tom Cruise
Naming that Impala
Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!
Prize vegetables with rude names.
Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.
"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"
What really became of the boy named Sue.
"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."
"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."
"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"
'It's my pseudonym.'
1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.
Can I be Frank with you?
'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'
Mr Long and Miss Short.
'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'
The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!
"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"
Changing house name.
"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."
"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."
"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."
"I actually prefer Richard..."
'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'
'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''
'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'
Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."
"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."
"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."
Luna - short for Lunatic.
'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'
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