Name Game Expert Mugs

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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'It's my pseudonym.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Changing house name.

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"I actually prefer Richard..."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

Luna - short for Lunatic.

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'