Nickname Expert Mugs

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Tom Cruise

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"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Changing house name.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Margaret...Meatball

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

Luna - short for Lunatic.