Pet Naming Expert T-Shirts

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'If dogs named themselves...'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'We call him Whiskers.'

"I found it. It's catnip for the 5th anniversary and scratching post on the 10th."

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Dad named him 'Romeo.' -- I guess because he roams around a lot.'

How to be sure you really like that baby name.

Pet Cemetry

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"

Steven the dog.

"The kid's name is Fluffy, the cat, Fuzzy Joe."