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'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Naming that Impala

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

"What's her working title?"

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

"I'd like to know who the heck was in charge of the naming!"

Car Fanatic Baby Name Brainstorm

"Aaahh - how sweet! What's your baby's name?"

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'