Animal Naming Enthusiasts Pillows

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Pet Cemetery.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Naming that Impala

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"It's David."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"What's her working title?"

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

"I'd like to know who the heck was in charge of the naming!"

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'

"Aaahh - how sweet! What's your baby's name?"

Car Fanatic Baby Name Brainstorm

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"My master has trouble making a decision."

"Could have been Rocket, Bullet, maybe even Missile or Spear…but oh no, Wiener it is."