Dog-naming Enthusiasts Pillows

Foster failure

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Bucket list for dogs.

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'Bone appetit!'

"Stop begging!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"It's not you, I just prefer big dogs."