Dog-naming Enthusiasts Pillows

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Foster failure

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Pet Cemetery.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Bucket list for dogs.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"It's David."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'Bone appetit!'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"It's not you, I just prefer big dogs."