Animal Naming Pillows

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Babies vs. Dogs

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Baby name suggestions.

Naming that Impala

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Changing house name.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

Onandonodon

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

'If dogs named themselves...'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'