Animal Naming Pillows

"Could have been Rocket, Bullet, maybe even Missile or Spear…but oh no, Wiener it is."

Babies vs. Dogs

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Pet Cemetery.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

Naming that Impala

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"It's David."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Changing house name.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'If dogs named themselves...'

Onandonodon

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"