Pet Naming Specialist Pillows

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'If dogs named themselves...'

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

'We call him Whiskers.'

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Dad named him 'Romeo.' -- I guess because he roams around a lot.'

"You're hired! Your remuneration package includes a tennis ball, a stick and a tummy rub every second Friday."

Pet Cemetry

How to be sure you really like that baby name.

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"

Steven the dog.

"The kid's name is Fluffy, the cat, Fuzzy Joe."