Pup Naming Expert Pillows

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Babies vs. Dogs

Pet Cemetery.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"It's David."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'No, I said 'sit'.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'If dogs named themselves...'

"Enough with the drama."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You spoil that dog!"

"Could have been Rocket, Bullet, maybe even Missile or Spear…but oh no, Wiener it is."

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'