Pup Naming Expert T-Shirts

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Babies vs. Dogs

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'No, I said 'sit'.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'If dogs named themselves...'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"Enough with the drama."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You spoil that dog!"

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'Well you should've spoken to Chi-Chi more clearly when you said, 'sit''