Puppy Namer Extraordinaire Pillows

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Pet Cemetery.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Examination.

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Good Dog!

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"It's David."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Of course, he was already very good at Frisbee before steroids."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'Have you considered corporate sponsorship when naming your baby?'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'Happy hour.'

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

Cat speaking into mobile phone: 'I'm on the Wheelie Bin!'

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'