Quirky Pet Namers Pillows

'We call him Whiskers.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'If dogs named themselves...'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

"Down, Hubert Blaine Wolfesch-Legelsteinhausenorf Sr.!"

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

"I'll be home soon, Sweetcake!"

"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

Rat Hands.

'Dad named him 'Romeo.' -- I guess because he roams around a lot.'

'You gotta be kidding - your name is actually Anna Nicole-Smith?!'

Pet Cemetry

'Phil thought up the middle name 'QX12PGY100' so he'd always have a secure password he'd remember.'