Pet Namers Pillows

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'Dad named him 'Romeo.' -- I guess because he roams around a lot.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Ask me about Naming Rights.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'If dogs named themselves...'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

"...I'll just take the day off."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'We call him Whiskers.'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know that he's ours?'

"Look! A list of the most popular baby names!"

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"