Pet Namers T-Shirts

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'Dad named him 'Romeo.' -- I guess because he roams around a lot.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Pet Cemetery.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"It's David."

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Ask me about Naming Rights.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'If dogs named themselves...'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

"...I'll just take the day off."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"Could have been Rocket, Bullet, maybe even Missile or Spear…but oh no, Wiener it is."

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

'We call him Whiskers.'

You got a shaved poodle --- What's her name? "Lady Do-iva"!

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know that he's ours?'