Pet Namer T-Shirts

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

Two cats on vacation

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

"...I'll just take the day off."

'If dogs named themselves...'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'Have you considered corporate sponsorship when naming your baby?'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

'We call him Whiskers.'

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Dad named him 'Romeo.' -- I guess because he roams around a lot.'

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'

Alice through the Cat Flap