Quirky Pet Namers T-Shirts

'We call him Whiskers.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet Cemetery.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"It's David."

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'If dogs named themselves...'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"Down, Hubert Blaine Wolfesch-Legelsteinhausenorf Sr.!"

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."

"I'll be home soon, Sweetcake!"

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

You got a shaved poodle --- What's her name? "Lady Do-iva"!

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Dad named him 'Romeo.' -- I guess because he roams around a lot.'

Rat Hands.

'You gotta be kidding - your name is actually Anna Nicole-Smith?!'

Pet Cemetry