Pet Naming Nerd T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that speaks to your pet naming nerd’s playful side. Fun, witty, and personalized, these shirts make a charming statement about their creativity.

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"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa." mockup

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

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Babies vs. Dogs

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"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

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"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'" mockup

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

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'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,'' mockup

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

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I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha. mockup

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

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'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.' mockup

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

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"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking." mockup

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

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"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock." mockup

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

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'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...' mockup

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

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"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them." mockup

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

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'If dogs named themselves...'

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"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus." mockup

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

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''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.' mockup

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'

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'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?' mockup

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

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"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'" mockup

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

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"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'" mockup

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

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"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?" mockup

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

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'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.' mockup

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

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"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual." mockup

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

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Paddington Millipede

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'I see you've already met Fluffy.' mockup

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

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'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...' mockup

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

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"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'" mockup

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

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"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?" mockup

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

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'We call him Whiskers.'

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'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.' mockup

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

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'OK, we'll call that big guy... squirrel. The dude with the long neck is, ah, turtle and call the cat with stripes... snake; no, make that rat.'

'OK, we'll call that big guy... squirrel. The dude with the long neck is, ah, turtle and call the cat with stripes... snake; no, make that rat.' mockup

'OK, we'll call that big guy... squirrel. The dude with the long neck is, ah, turtle and call the cat with stripes... snake; no, make that rat.'

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Pharmaceutical Co - Naming Division. mockup

Pharmaceutical Co - Naming Division.

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'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.' mockup

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

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Pet Naming Nerd T-Shirts Collection

Pet Naming Nerd Mugs

Explore our wide range of mugs perfect for pet naming nerds. Find something humorous or heartfelt to celebrate their creative pet naming skills.

Pet Naming Nerd Pillows

Discover fun pillows that honor a pet naming nerd’s creative spirit. Comfortable, stylish, and full of personality.

Pet Naming Nerd Prints

Browse our selection of prints that celebrate pet naming creativity. Perfect for decorating their favorite space with personality and humor.