Pet Naming Nerd Gifts

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Babies vs. Dogs

Pet Cemetery.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"It's David."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

'If dogs named themselves...'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

"Could have been Rocket, Bullet, maybe even Missile or Spear…but oh no, Wiener it is."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Paddington Millipede

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

Lot and his wife adopt a dog...

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

You got a shaved poodle --- What's her name? "Lady Do-iva"!

'OK, we'll call that big guy... squirrel. The dude with the long neck is, ah, turtle and call the cat with stripes... snake; no, make that rat.'

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

'We call him Whiskers.'

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

Pharmaceutical Co - Naming Division.

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'