Dog-naming Enthusiast Gifts

Steven the dog.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Baptism Then and Now

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Naming that Impala

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"You taught me how to sit, roll over and fetch, Roger. In appreciation, I'd like to share with you a few things I've learned about hedge fund management!"