Dog-naming Enthusiast Gifts

Steven the dog.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Pet Cemetery.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Baptism Then and Now

Naming that Impala

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"It's David."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Fleas Navidad.

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'