Pet Name Aficionado Gifts

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Mardi Gras

"It get it – you're hungry."

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

A day at the transgenic races

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Litter Tray Training

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Bears going water skiing.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.