Pet Name Aficionado Gifts

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Mardi Gras

"It get it – you're hungry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I think we may be related!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Koala

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

A day at the transgenic races

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Bears going water skiing.

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.