Dog Name Enthusiast Gifts

"Actually, it's 'Snoopie,' not 'Snoopy.'"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."