Dog Name Enthusiast Gifts

"Actually, it's 'Snoopie,' not 'Snoopy.'"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Super Dog'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'