Baby Name Aficionado Gifts

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Wow, what a DILF."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

Baptism Then and Now

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Sinead?!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "