Pet Naming Aficionado Gifts

Babies vs. Dogs

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Baptism Then and Now

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Naming that Impala

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Changing house name.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

'Mozart...as your agent I strongly advise against your choice of stage name...'

'If dogs named themselves...'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'

"I'd like to know who the heck was in charge of the naming!"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

"My master has trouble making a decision."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

"Find one that uses only A, D, G, I, M, N, T and will be easier for him to text her when she's a teenager."

'How am I meant to be a lean mean rodent killing machine with a name like 'Twinky'!'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now.'

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"