Pet Naming Genius Gifts

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'If dogs named themselves...'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'No kidding? My name is Spot, too.'

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

'We call him Whiskers.'

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"I'll be home soon, Sweetcake!"

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Dad named him 'Romeo.' -- I guess because he roams around a lot.'

Pet Cemetry

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"

Steven the dog.

"The kid's name is Fluffy, the cat, Fuzzy Joe."