Pet Name Artist Gifts

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet Cemetery.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

Artists Cats

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"It's David."

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Art Pets

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'If dogs named themselves...'

His cheapest artist's model.

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

'No kidding? My name is Spot, too.'

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

"I'll be home soon, Sweetcake!"

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

You got a shaved poodle --- What's her name? "Lady Do-iva"!

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

Taxidermist Pugilist.

Pet Cemetry

"The kid's name is Fluffy, the cat, Fuzzy Joe."