Baby Naming Enthusiast Gifts

"...the minister's mobile phone rang during the christening."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

Baptism Then and Now

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Giving Birth

Naming that Impala

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Tom Cruise

Maternity Hospital

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.