Baby Naming Enthusiast Pillows

"...the minister's mobile phone rang during the christening."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

Baptism Then and Now

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Tom Cruise

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Naming that Impala

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"