Baby Naming Pillows

'Are you quite sure you want to call him Warren,Mr.and Mrs.Peace?'

Parents, Please Don't Name Your Son 'Boxcar'.

"#babygirl...seriously?"

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

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'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Changing house name.

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'