Naming A Child Pillows

Poor kid, never had a chance.

"And this is Brie."

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Naming that Impala

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Sinead?!"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Changing house name.

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'