Naming A Child Pillows

Poor kid, never had a chance.

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

"And this is Brie."

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

"We're calling our son Wikipedia, so if he grows up with no entries, he'll at least have his name working for him.'

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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Pet Cemetery.

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Naming that Impala

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Sinead?!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"