Child Naming Pillows

"Sinead?!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

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Naming that Impala

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Changing house name.

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''