Baby Naming T-Shirts

'Are you quite sure you want to call him Warren,Mr.and Mrs.Peace?'

Parents, Please Don't Name Your Son 'Boxcar'.

"#babygirl...seriously?"

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

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'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Naming that Impala

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Sinead?!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'