Baby Namers T-Shirts

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

Naming that Impala

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"He takes after your mother"

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"Sinead?!"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Changing house name.

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."