Baby Namers T-Shirts

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Naming that Impala

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"He takes after your mother"

"Sinead?!"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

Changing house name.

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.