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We named him after my father. John? No. Dad.

'I'm afraid that name (John Smith) has gone. You can call him John287@smith.com, though.'

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"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'Daffodil Jones . . . Rainbow Smith . . . Attila the Hun Williams . . ?'

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"His name is Teeny. We wanted to call him Martini but he wasn't dry enough."

"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

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'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Doe

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''