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Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

"Find one that uses only A, D, G, I, M, N, T and will be easier for him to text her when she's a teenager."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

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'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Naming that Impala

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"So, how long have you been trying?"

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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'How far along are you?'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Changing house name.

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''