Friends Discussing Baby Names T-Shirts

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Childbirth and Covid 19

"Sinead?!"

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'How far along are you?'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'My god, he's insane.'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."