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"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"What are you in for?"

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

When More Government Is A Good Thing

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"What's her working title?"

Sleep-Eez Bedding

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

Car Fanatic Baby Name Brainstorm

"Aaahh - how sweet! What's your baby's name?"

"We don't know, we can't understand a word he says."

"#babygirl...seriously?"

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"His name is Teeny. We wanted to call him Martini but he wasn't dry enough."

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.