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'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'The Beckhams called Brooklyn after where he was conceived so...'

We named him after my father. John? No. Dad.

"What's her working title?"

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"We don't know, we can't understand a word he says."

"Aaahh - how sweet! What's your baby's name?"

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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Naming that Impala

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"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

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'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."